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Fario_nebunu
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uitate si ai sa vezi...
Fario, musca-ne de *** ca vad ca-ti place.... dar intr-o buna zi cand ai sa casti iara gura aia mare a ta sa ma musti dinnou, o sa ma intorc brusc cu fata si o sa te cam ineci... In alta ordine de idei, ma simt magulit ca iti rapesc tot timpul liber... vad ca ai destul ca si tu ai mintea odihnita...
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Fario_nebunu
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O sa te intorci brusc cu fata si....o sa izbucnim cu totii intr-un ras homeric cand om vedea mini-carnaciorul acela de 7 cm cu care speri sa atragi somni si bibani cand il pui momeala in undita! Iti recomand urgent un tratament pentru marirea......stii tu, nu a creierului ca acolo e inutil, si asa nu folosesti decat 10% din circumvolutiuni! Sa imi rapesti tot timpul liber? hahaha, am la timp acum, cacalau, si mi-am luat net wireless asa ca sunt la Snagov cu laptopul, la baza Astoria, pe ponton si in timp ce pun rama in carlig te mai tin si pe tine in priza sa nu lancezesti de tot, ca e tristete maaaare in biroul tau din London!shootgun scrie:Fario, musca-ne de *** ca vad ca-ti place.... dar intr-o buna zi cand ai sa casti iara gura aia mare a ta sa ma musti dinnou, o sa ma intorc brusc cu fata si o sa te cam ineci... In alta ordine de idei, ma simt magulit ca iti rapesc tot timpul liber... vad ca ai destul ca si tu ai mintea odihnita...
La instrumentul meu somn si biban nu am prins inca Fario, dar fraieri ca tine o gramada...Fario_nebunu scrie:O sa te intorci brusc cu fata si....o sa izbucnim cu totii intr-un ras homeric cand om vedea mini-carnaciorul acela de 7 cm cu care speri sa atragi somni si bibani cand il pui momeala in undita! Iti recomand urgent un tratament pentru marirea......stii tu, nu a creierului ca acolo e inutil, si asa nu folosesti decat 10% din circumvolutiuni! Sa imi rapesti tot timpul liber? hahaha, am la timp acum, cacalau, si mi-am luat net wireless asa ca sunt la Snagov cu laptopul, la baza Astoria, pe ponton si in timp ce pun rama in carlig te mai tin si pe tine in priza sa nu lancezesti de tot, ca e tristete maaaare in biroul tau din London!shootgun scrie:Fario, musca-ne de *** ca vad ca-ti place.... dar intr-o buna zi cand ai sa casti iara gura aia mare a ta sa ma musti dinnou, o sa ma intorc brusc cu fata si o sa te cam ineci... In alta ordine de idei, ma simt magulit ca iti rapesc tot timpul liber... vad ca ai destul ca si tu ai mintea odihnita...
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R. BOSSUMFLATA ...
I. Ce fac pestii cand sunt multi?
R. Bancuri.
I. De ce are veverita coada in spate ?
R. Pentru ca in fata e ea!
I. Cum poti prinde un iepure?
R. Te ascunzi in tufisuri si faci ca morcovul.
I. Care este pluralul de la sticla?
R. Cioburi.
I. Ce sunt multi, verzi si fug tare prin padure?
R. O haita de castraveti dezorientati.
I. Cum canta cucu` in America ?
R. With, with ...
I. Care este diferenta dintre un frigider si un wc?
R. In frigider ouale stau asezate, in wc stau atarnate!
I. De ce stau gainile pe gard?
R. Sa le vada cocosii copanele.
I. Ce zic ciobanii cand se descalta ?
R. A mai trecut un an!
R. BOSSUMFLATA ...
I. Ce fac pestii cand sunt multi?
R. Bancuri.
I. De ce are veverita coada in spate ?
R. Pentru ca in fata e ea!
I. Cum poti prinde un iepure?
R. Te ascunzi in tufisuri si faci ca morcovul.
I. Care este pluralul de la sticla?
R. Cioburi.
I. Ce sunt multi, verzi si fug tare prin padure?
R. O haita de castraveti dezorientati.
I. Cum canta cucu` in America ?
R. With, with ...
I. Care este diferenta dintre un frigider si un wc?
R. In frigider ouale stau asezate, in wc stau atarnate!
I. De ce stau gainile pe gard?
R. Sa le vada cocosii copanele.
I. Ce zic ciobanii cand se descalta ?
R. A mai trecut un an!
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A Jewish father, Moisha, was paid a visit by his eldest
son Yitzak...
"Father, I am going to marry!"
His father begins to dance with joy and sing Hava Nagila..."Tell
me, is she a good Jewish girl?" says the father. "What is her
name?"
"O'Brien," replies the son... "She's Catholic..."
"Oy!" says the father.... "But are you happy?"
"I'm very, very happy," says the son..
"OK...as long as you're happy ... my blessings to you both,"
replies Moisha. But the father is still counting on his remaining
sons, Schlemiel and Chutzpah.
Schlemiel calls on his father the next evening.
"Father... I too will be married soon!"
Again, Moisha breaks out in a dance and sings God's praises...
"What is her name?," implores the father.
"Kazalopodopolous," says the son. "She's Greek Orthodox."
"Oy," says Moisha. "But are you happy?"
"I'm happy, Father."
"OK ... then you, too, have my blessing," intones Moisha.
Dejected, Moisha goes to the Temple to pray.
"Please God... let my remaining son, Chutzpah,
marry a nice Jewish girl to raise nice Jewish children
in your eyes ... PLEASE," he cries out.
The very next week, Chutzpah comes to his father excitedly and
exclaims, "Father, I am to wed in the spring!"
"HER NAME? WHAT IS HER NAME?", his father immediately demands.
"Goldberg!" says Chutzpah!
Moisha is beside himself with joy! "Praise God! Praise the
Prophets!" Turning to Chutzpah, he asks, "Is she Doctor
Goldberg's daughter Shelley, from Los Angeles?"
"No," says Chutzpah.
"Hmmm," says ! Moisha... "Must be Attorney Goldberg's daughter
Rachel from Beverly Hills?"
"Ah... no, Father," says Chutzpah...
"What is her first name, my youngest, truest, most handsome son?"
"Whoopi."
son Yitzak...
"Father, I am going to marry!"
His father begins to dance with joy and sing Hava Nagila..."Tell
me, is she a good Jewish girl?" says the father. "What is her
name?"
"O'Brien," replies the son... "She's Catholic..."
"Oy!" says the father.... "But are you happy?"
"I'm very, very happy," says the son..
"OK...as long as you're happy ... my blessings to you both,"
replies Moisha. But the father is still counting on his remaining
sons, Schlemiel and Chutzpah.
Schlemiel calls on his father the next evening.
"Father... I too will be married soon!"
Again, Moisha breaks out in a dance and sings God's praises...
"What is her name?," implores the father.
"Kazalopodopolous," says the son. "She's Greek Orthodox."
"Oy," says Moisha. "But are you happy?"
"I'm happy, Father."
"OK ... then you, too, have my blessing," intones Moisha.
Dejected, Moisha goes to the Temple to pray.
"Please God... let my remaining son, Chutzpah,
marry a nice Jewish girl to raise nice Jewish children
in your eyes ... PLEASE," he cries out.
The very next week, Chutzpah comes to his father excitedly and
exclaims, "Father, I am to wed in the spring!"
"HER NAME? WHAT IS HER NAME?", his father immediately demands.
"Goldberg!" says Chutzpah!
Moisha is beside himself with joy! "Praise God! Praise the
Prophets!" Turning to Chutzpah, he asks, "Is she Doctor
Goldberg's daughter Shelley, from Los Angeles?"
"No," says Chutzpah.
"Hmmm," says ! Moisha... "Must be Attorney Goldberg's daughter
Rachel from Beverly Hills?"
"Ah... no, Father," says Chutzpah...
"What is her first name, my youngest, truest, most handsome son?"
"Whoopi."
Dark, morbid, a poet and singer, your death and my resurrection. I am a warrior, a shadow lord. I am the one who troubles your mind. I am the one that you always try to subdue, I am the moon frost, the superior race, the one you'll never achieve.
